~'Blue Jean' by David Bowie because a pony tail and a sashay might just be enough to get me through the day
~Office Space because IRREVERENCE CAN BE FUN!
hey gang! pull up a drink.
so i went to get my chemo shot yesterday- once a month for the next 3 years. it's a pain, to be sure, but next to the other type endured, it's a cinch. i'm thinking maybe i should have my ovaries removed. my mom will declare a resounding 'o no you don't' because the poor ol' broad is still holding out for a grandbaby or two. yeah, no. bless her heart. she'll have to get used to her grandkids being the furry four-legged sort.
i met a lady yesterday who said the procedure is easy as pie. you go in/they get out. what a world! where divorcing your lady-beans is as simple as a pedicure! hystory in the making.
so i came upon an idea. please don't steal it.
see the photo of my prototype. it's a uterus ashtray!! get your orders in now. surely someone you know is having a birthday. i gotta think amy sedaris would approve. amy, meet tallulah. cheers, ladies! clink.
i'll be gone tomorrow petting goats in petaluma with my sis. taking the camera this time. i'll be back with more photos and even better ideas!
fin.
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